Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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