Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
My balls are so social today.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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