There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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