I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
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