32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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