Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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