why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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