I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
