Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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