After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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