Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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