Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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