I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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