She announced her abortion via fbk
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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