Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Im just a social blackout drinker.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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