i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just invented taco cereal.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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