Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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