listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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