Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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