This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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