one two three fourrrrnication!
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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