i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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