A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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