He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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