our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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