You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize