it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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