i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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