it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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