SEEEEXXX PLEASE
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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