I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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