she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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