I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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