I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Me too!
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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