Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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