What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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