Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
