I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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