Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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