Everything about him screamed your future.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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