Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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