Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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