She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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