I'm lost and stupid without you.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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