i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
