Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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