I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i was born a porn star she said
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
