I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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