Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Kiss
Puke
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
