Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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