would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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