people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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