Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
accomplished twins. life is a go
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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