My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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