Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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